things you say when you fart...:eusa_shifty:
How in the hell do you avoid it???I still won't fart in the same room as my husband of 32 years. Or in bed. I just won't.
It takes me longer to get out of bed these days...FIRST, I have to unload a boatload of cats off me, then roll to my side (by which time a couple of cats have decided I'm not moving so they can rejoin me) AND then make my body cooperate with getting vertical. By that time, it's already ripped loose...I'm in the same camp as @Sheanie. I don't. I just simply won't. Now, if one is completely asleep in bed and doesn't even know it happened, well that's a kind of free pass, I guess. But if I am awake and aware, I feel like there is no excuse to not go find a bathroom and some privacy. But that's just me.
I don't sneeze loudly or burp in front of other people either. Yes, I am a Miss Priss haha.