DSRIGGS
Yes, that is chocolate covered bacon
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A buddy of mine posted this silly captioned picture and my other bud's response had me in stitches, so I had to share.
My Bud's reply:
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding, how can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat? Well, I'll tell you, we're going to make this country great again because we've got several of the greatest meats. People love our meats. Other people in the world are jealous of our meats. We make a fortune selling our meats to them. We have no problems getting people to eat our meats and that's why Pink Floyd will pay for the wall. He's the one, he's the a**hole, he's what I've been talking about all this time. He started the whole pudding frenzy. And don't tell me that Pink Floyd is just some harmless influence from abroad, NO! Pink Floyd, let me tell you about guys like this. This guy, this f**king guy, this FOREIGN guy with the ideas that it's ok to say 'we don't need no education' and make people think they're entitled to pudding when they don't eat their meat. What kind of name is Pink anyway? I think we all know what kind of name it is. So Pink Floyd is definitely going to pay for that wall. And the world will keep paying top dollar - DOLLAR, not yen, not rubles, not pounds or euros, and certainly not in rocks or goats or whatever the hell Muslims call money - for our meats. And we'll save all the very best meats for ourselves. Would somebody shut those damn vegans up already? SHUT UP! GET BACK IN YOUR PRIUS, SLAM THE PEDAL, AND QUIETLY WHIR OUT OF THE PARKING LOT, YOU FREAKS! As I was saying, and we'll have our pudding too! Without the fear of some f**king foreign guy named Pink giving people radical ideas about pudding. We're going to make American pudding great again!
- Actual transcript from Trump's speech on this topic
My Bud's reply:
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding, how can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat? Well, I'll tell you, we're going to make this country great again because we've got several of the greatest meats. People love our meats. Other people in the world are jealous of our meats. We make a fortune selling our meats to them. We have no problems getting people to eat our meats and that's why Pink Floyd will pay for the wall. He's the one, he's the a**hole, he's what I've been talking about all this time. He started the whole pudding frenzy. And don't tell me that Pink Floyd is just some harmless influence from abroad, NO! Pink Floyd, let me tell you about guys like this. This guy, this f**king guy, this FOREIGN guy with the ideas that it's ok to say 'we don't need no education' and make people think they're entitled to pudding when they don't eat their meat. What kind of name is Pink anyway? I think we all know what kind of name it is. So Pink Floyd is definitely going to pay for that wall. And the world will keep paying top dollar - DOLLAR, not yen, not rubles, not pounds or euros, and certainly not in rocks or goats or whatever the hell Muslims call money - for our meats. And we'll save all the very best meats for ourselves. Would somebody shut those damn vegans up already? SHUT UP! GET BACK IN YOUR PRIUS, SLAM THE PEDAL, AND QUIETLY WHIR OUT OF THE PARKING LOT, YOU FREAKS! As I was saying, and we'll have our pudding too! Without the fear of some f**king foreign guy named Pink giving people radical ideas about pudding. We're going to make American pudding great again!
- Actual transcript from Trump's speech on this topic
