Spiky Bugger
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AND I need it to be shorter than this! LOL
Right now, I’m cranky. THIS is all on background:
1–I have three broken ribs.
2–I have three veterbral compression fractures.
3–I’m anemic (infusions pending.)
4–I have arthritis...knees, ankles, hips.
5–I have SIBO/IBS-D.
6–I might as well add in that I need “big toe surgery,” cuz that hurts, too.
7–There’s probably other stuff, but I AM cute.
Current issue: UTI-type symptoms.
But with my urinary tract history, it COULD BE Interstitial Cystitis or even a kidney stone.
Also with my c diff history, we don’t just throw a Bactrim or Cipro Rx in my direction, because we could kill me.
It’s my PCP’s day off. (BTW, her specialty is infectious diseases, so she knows c diff.) I called and wanted a urinalysis and they said I could have a Nurse Appointment.
I go...and meet Melissa, an M.A. I ask her if she has ever heard the term “interstitial cystitis.” She has not. I politely demand an actual nurse. I meet Irene, an LVN. She hasn’t heard it either, but appears to understand when I explain it.
I say, “I need to pee in a bottle and I need to know how to get the culture and sensitivity results on Monday and a prescription if necessary. I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT need a prescription now, because with my history, we don’t guess which antibiotics might work. We just wait and know for sure. And with me...it might not even be an infection.” (And yes, I know that Macrodantin/Macrobid stay in the urinary tract, but I don’t know about other drugs...and the Macrobid is time release, so poo on that.)
Irene tells me that she will give my message to Cynthia, the nurse practitioner who will also read my file and order the UA. She leaves. She returns and tells me that Cynthia says I can choose either of two antibiotics.
I stare at her. I ask Irene if she reminded Cynthia that I have interstitial cystitis, a history of kidney stones and a history of c diff. “Yes,” she said and looked at her notes and repeated the important words.
I said, “I want her to order the UA.” Irene says that has been done...but wants to know which drug she should tell Cynthia I want.
I said that I would be an idiot to take antibiotics before I know if I have an infection and that it is IRRESPONSIBLE of Cynthia to offer those drugs. I used tbe word “irresponsible” three times. I just want a urinalysis and to know whom I contact for the results.
I think I want CYNTHIA to know how little I think of her professional skills.
Is that reasonable of me? What should I say?
Right now, I’m cranky. THIS is all on background:
1–I have three broken ribs.
2–I have three veterbral compression fractures.
3–I’m anemic (infusions pending.)
4–I have arthritis...knees, ankles, hips.
5–I have SIBO/IBS-D.
6–I might as well add in that I need “big toe surgery,” cuz that hurts, too.
7–There’s probably other stuff, but I AM cute.
Current issue: UTI-type symptoms.
But with my urinary tract history, it COULD BE Interstitial Cystitis or even a kidney stone.
Also with my c diff history, we don’t just throw a Bactrim or Cipro Rx in my direction, because we could kill me.
It’s my PCP’s day off. (BTW, her specialty is infectious diseases, so she knows c diff.) I called and wanted a urinalysis and they said I could have a Nurse Appointment.
I go...and meet Melissa, an M.A. I ask her if she has ever heard the term “interstitial cystitis.” She has not. I politely demand an actual nurse. I meet Irene, an LVN. She hasn’t heard it either, but appears to understand when I explain it.
I say, “I need to pee in a bottle and I need to know how to get the culture and sensitivity results on Monday and a prescription if necessary. I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT need a prescription now, because with my history, we don’t guess which antibiotics might work. We just wait and know for sure. And with me...it might not even be an infection.” (And yes, I know that Macrodantin/Macrobid stay in the urinary tract, but I don’t know about other drugs...and the Macrobid is time release, so poo on that.)
Irene tells me that she will give my message to Cynthia, the nurse practitioner who will also read my file and order the UA. She leaves. She returns and tells me that Cynthia says I can choose either of two antibiotics.
I stare at her. I ask Irene if she reminded Cynthia that I have interstitial cystitis, a history of kidney stones and a history of c diff. “Yes,” she said and looked at her notes and repeated the important words.
I said, “I want her to order the UA.” Irene says that has been done...but wants to know which drug she should tell Cynthia I want.
I said that I would be an idiot to take antibiotics before I know if I have an infection and that it is IRRESPONSIBLE of Cynthia to offer those drugs. I used tbe word “irresponsible” three times. I just want a urinalysis and to know whom I contact for the results.
I think I want CYNTHIA to know how little I think of her professional skills.
Is that reasonable of me? What should I say?