DSRIGGS
Yes, that is chocolate covered bacon
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Who are these kitty cats of whom you speak?Ah, well there's your real problem..Illini. #GOCATS.
Who are these kitty cats of whom you speak?Ah, well there's your real problem..Illini. #GOCATS.
Hadn't considered the poop component but my 93 year old father-in-law, who is hanging on with stage 4 colon cancer and a recent hip replacement after a fall and is down to 115 pounds at this point, is always freezing and now has a heating pad on his bed and each of the chairs he uses. He talks about charging up his heat batteries before moving away from his toasty base for even a few minutes. He'll get a big laugh out of the idea that his batteries are made of poop! And I can use it to coax him to eat more to recharge his poop batteries! Where else can you talk so freely about poop? - with babies and old people and DSers!!I just found something that is kind-of working for me. I put a normal heating pad on every chair or bed I sit on. In the morning, this is only and OK solution, but later in the day ...
My theory is that it heats up the contents of my colon and then that works like a hot water bottle slowly releasing its warmth in my core. I can actually be comfortable at normal house temperatures without 4 layers, even if I'm not constantly on my heating pad.
Behold the power of DS poop!!
My theory is that it heats up the contents of my colon and then that works like a hot water bottle slowly releasing its warmth in my core.
My neighbor hosted an exchange student from Finland. Even in the summer, she wore a scarf around her neck. Finally, I asked her why. She told me that her hands and feet were always cold and that the scarf kept them warm. Since I have always had anemia issues, I have suffered from cold hands and feet. I decided to try it. I pulled out a scarf--IT WORKS!!! I almost always wear a scarf because it keeps my hands and feet warm. If the weather is especially cold, I might add a hat. I have dozens of scarves and I wear them year round.