@newanatomy , I have, fortunately, passed my sick mind on to my children. We all share a very dark sense of humor. We laugh at inappropriate things. My oldest son once watched our lab eating something in the yard. Came in and was overheard talking in his "dog voice" imitating Sadie......."I eat the feces of other species." My youngest son coined a dog-alerting nonsensical phrase to whip them into a frenzy. "Who's a Squirrel beef side?" Which is a combination of "Who's here", "squirrel", "Be fed" and "outside", all their buzz phrases at the time. Nothing like boys and dogs. My husband is disgusted by all this.