Instead of Duct Tape (which forum for THIS?)

[bugirll]

"gravy" LMAO

 

[Tabitha]

Oh FFS! How can they even try to make an arsehole pad look dainty. You shove a fabric throwing star up your crack so you don't splart. I invisage the blot tests like in sanitary pads commercials but instead of red fluid they use gravy. I think lamb gravy would be the most sufficent for task.

Tears in my eyes....laughing so hard.

 

[Spiky Bugger]

Oh FFS! How can they even try to make an arsehole pad look dainty. You shove a fabric throwing star up your crack so you don't splart. I invisage the blot tests like in sanitary pads commercials but instead of red fluid they use gravy. I think lamb gravy would be the most sufficent for task.

My guest room is ready so that you can observe this in person...but just so you are not surprised, WE use freakin'BLUE fluid in our commercials.

Sincerely,

Another Not Ready for Reality 'merican

 

[kirmy]

I may take you up on that offer...however there may be some horrific chemical chain of events if two equally offensive humans meet. Fuck it I'm game. I'll bring my blue fountain pen.

 

[Spiky Bugger]

Oh, crap...looks like we got to the French...or at least the Quebecois...

 

[kirmy]

They bleed blue...who'd have thunk it?