Well, OK then - the reference to shanking was the code required to answer the WTFAY question.
For those puzzled by the inside joke reference, "WTFAY" (Who the **** are you?) was the tongue-in-cheek group challenge to anyone who joined the old OH R&R board back in the day, demanding that they introduce themselves, preferably with a humorous self-deprecating intro that provided their R&R qualification (with extra points for profanity). Apparently, this became the source of much strife and part of OH's stated excuse for closing the board, because it was so "hostile." It was just so much poo-poo-caa-caa, because everyone knew it was a funny "initiation" question and not actual hazing, but the OH mods (MODS! On R&R, FFS!) were being ********. Sooprize sooprize.