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Elizabeth N.
Herder of cats
It's about fucking TIME you got here!!! 
Spiky Bugger
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No...it is not all...you are also a bitch.
Because I'm still waiting for a phone call (or email) to be returned.
But that's okay, because I know you love me. Who wouldn't?!
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Yeah, where the FUCK have you been??? 'Bout time you got over here!
wait a minute...no scary avatar and it's October? let us not welcome this newbie too soon. where is the suspicions smilie?
might even be someone who has never had WLS!
might even be someone who has never had WLS!
I've been working. I have an amazing job working for a floral designer, and wedding coordinator too. Wedding season will wind down toward the end of the month. I'm also at the pumpkin patch this time of year visiting my sister.
Apparently that shit stain Bubble Ass is still whoring up the WLS surgery forums...some shit never changes.
Hey Gurl, It's nice to see you too.
Can't stick around too long...gotta go and get re-married this weekend in Vegas.It's about fucking TIME you got here!!!
Our first marriage was in Farsi and I didn't understand shit.
This time it's going to be in english and I get say the more traditional vows....so excited !
I am the gourd who got fucked by her crapband.
That's so very sweet of you to say .Yeah, where the FUCK have you been??? 'Bout time you got over here!
The Camel and I bought bikes and kayaks.We're always cruising around town on our bikes sipping on water bottles filled with rum
wait a minute...no scary avatar and it's October? let us not welcome this newbie too soon. where is the suspicions smilie?
might even be someone who has never had WLS!
Okay I'll PROVE to you it's me, The OG (original gourd)
I curse like a sailor and live by the quote, " Better living through profanity." Here is a small example...Fuck you, you fucking fucks!
I had two crapbands (apparently I wasn't smart enough the first time around to, "just say no" to a life full of pain and misery.)
Lucky for me,my POS band eroded and I am now band free.
I'm married to a camel and we have three half-ghan children AKA " The Camel Lites"
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Diana & Sue and if they know what is good for them...they will send me chocolate in the mail or I will be forced to shank the little bastages.
