When the shit goes down you'd better be ready.

[southernlady]

She pulls it on, zips it up and flips up the hood.

Disaster. She turned into a poopsicle as the diarrhea froze on her hair and skin. She was in such a hurry that she had pooped into her own hood. No way to recover from that one.

OMG....

 

[Whit]

The Curry would do me in. Blazed Esophageal erosion. But I do not have issues with Gluten. Steve does after I eat it and pass gas so vile a mask is recommended....but not me

 

[DianaCox]

All I got is my pooping emergency in the RV on Sunday while we were on the road - and hoping that we didn't get in an accident while I was on the (full of diarrhea) pot. But that was a mission successfully accomplished.

 

[bearmom]

Every bit of that breakfast was a potential time bomb. Although I feel bad for you, I laughed so hard reading that it would be difficult to tell. Just be glad Myrtle didn't roll in it.

The best shit must be rolled in to be fully appreciated and relished, and there is a story that I should relay about
bear and a rotting corpse, that I can't even type out without feeling the need to barf.

 

[Spiky Bugger]

Every bit of that breakfast was a potential time bomb. Although I feel bad for you, I laughed so hard reading that it would be difficult to tell. Just be glad Myrtle didn't roll in it.

The best shit must be rolled in to be fully appreciated and relished, and there is a story that I should relay about
bear and a rotting corpse, that I can't even type out without feeling the need to barf.

I'm now officially finished with this thread.

 

[Munchkin]

These are awesome stories! You guys should collaborate on a Netflix series, each one a different poo emergency. I can see people bingewatching it. I would!

Don't click on this link till you are prepared to laugh until you cry! https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-G...mmary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=helpful

 

[Susan in Tennessee]

These are awesome stories! You guys should collaborate on a Netflix series, each one a different poo emergency. I can see people bingewatching it. I would!

Yes, similar to "my crazy ex" or "I loved you but I lied" and "my trip to the ER". Lol. I have watched them all!

 

[Munchkin]

These are awesome stories! You guys should collaborate on a Netflix series, each one a different poo emergency. I can see people bingewatching it. I would!

Call it POOP and CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!