Spiky Bugger...I see what you're doing.......

[kirmy]

Today I phoned my better half from the oil rig. He was squawking and giggling.

"Spiky Bugger sent me a mop...I don't understand but its funny". I asked "does it have batteries" he replied in the affirmative.

 

[Spiky Bugger]

1--He's a snitch.
2--I'm old and don't remember any of this.

 

[kirmy]

1. He's your patsy
2. You're rubbish at senility

 

[kirmy]

And if you're referring to the YouTube...it's Ripley from Aliens fighting Bitch Momma Alien in her manual handling gear.

 

[Spiky Bugger]

The refills will ship to your new address.

Unless you need them for the oil rig. They DO have an antibiotic-laden cleaning solution. Oh! Wait! It is more than just plain water. Not acceptable to the pure, as I understand it.

 

[Spiky Bugger]

And if you're referring to the YouTube...it's Ripley from Aliens fighting Bitch Momma Alien in her manual handling gear.

No...referring to the mop. (I AM too senile to understand any modern cultural references!)

 

[kirmy]

Thank you. I didn't even choke when I said that.


Also....refills? So batteries AND refills to clean the floor?

This means parcel war.

 

[JackieOnLine]

the gods of delivery services are pleased

 

[Spiky Bugger]

...This means parcel war.

Not unless you want to give up your quest for Plastic Surgery. And I have David to please, not just YOU! I can send DAVID things and HE won't try to punish me.

 

[kirmy]

Sigh...life imitates art.

So he ordered more packing boxes from amazon and our postie opened our unlocked door (never locked we live in the sticks) and left it on the sink. In so doing he/she knocked the drinks tap which soaked the cupboards, floor etc for three hours. David came home to the second class cabin scene in Titanic. He emailed me to say...


At least I have have the new mop to clean it up. I kid you not.

You're a wizard or something.

 

[Spiky Bugger]

Or I paid the guy to MAKE a mess.

Maybe I should ship the refills to the current address.

 

[Spiky Bugger]

Do you have enough batteries?

 

[kirmy]

Go to your room!

 

[brooklyngirl]

I find this all very amusing

 

[Spiky Bugger]

I find this all very amusing

Me, TOO!!

They make a sweeper as well. No batteries. But refill pads. I wonder if David needs a sweeper, too?