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kirmy

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There appears to be a naked mole rat hanging out of my arse. Said mole rat was a result of two weeks of binge eating carbohydrates until pure acid showered from my arse daily and my girth was the same as my height.

I start strict paleo on the 2nd.

Meanwhile I wish whack a mole would fuck off. I feel like I've grown a tail.

Bastard!
 
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Where's our sweet Larra? :D

P.S. You'll crack me the hell up! Funniest GD title I've seen in a while :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

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