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Spiky Bugger

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(What is scarier than the virus is how very many people are stupid enough to think this is a good idea.)

At a fair price to my friends here. Say...just 10% over these prices, plus shipping and "handling."

http://www.ebolasuits.com




And, if anyone is interested, I can let my Y2K Survival stuff go at a real bargain:

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I also wonder...if she is THIS concerned about being exposed to the virus in the airport, if she bothered to suit up to buy all the stuff in her JC Penney's bag. Because all the people who got off the LAST flight went somewhere...and a few of them have gone...SHOPPING!!!!!

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I was reading comment on a blog that was mis-reporting the CDC's findings about Ebola not being airborne. The blogger was reporting that the CDC stated it could be airborne (the study had People were correcting the blogger. A woman was (her job was nursing) and thought that it was airborne, and it was her opinion and the CDC's findings weren't going to change it. So there.
The article was here - http://theantimedia.org/cdc-admits-ebola-airborne/Screen Shot 2014-10-18 at 1.54.28 PM.png
o_O o_O
A better article on it just in case this one convinced you... ;)

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2014/10/17/356966590/why-wont-the-fear-of-airborne-ebola-go-away
 
Too late. The stupid spreads by osmosis. Which everyone knows is the Interwebz. So everyone on Spacey Face now has caught the Stupid, which will end up being fatal.
 
Went out for dinner the other night and there was a woman insisting on getting plastic utensils. She somehow thought THIS would protect her from ebola.......... HMMMMMM, I guess no one ever ate off that plate/used the napkin, or touched her food. People are crazy!
 
I have caught Ebola off the telephone. I shall issue updates daily from the sick bay. I've asked for my meals to be delivered to my cabin. So far the crew have been surprisingly uncooperative referring to me as a lazy ***** bag etc.. I shall make a note in my journal and lick their toothbrushes.
 
Day one: I'm listless. I only had one helping of roast lamb with mint sauce, neeps and tattles with two pats of butter. I could only manage to smuggle a yogurt three oat cakes and two rolls of soft cheese back to my cabin for later when the delirium starts.

So far no one is concerned by my lack of appetite referring to me as a skinny little garbage can. They will be sorry when I'm projectile vomiting in their rigger boots. I couldn't manage dessert. It is a sign of things to come.
 
Day one: I'm listless. I only had one helping of roast lamb with mint sauce, neeps and tattles with two pats of butter. I could only manage to smuggle a yogurt three oat cakes and two rolls of soft cheese back to my cabin for later when the delirium starts.

So far no one is concerned by my lack of appetite referring to me as a skinny little garbage can. They will be sorry when I'm projectile vomiting in their rigger boots. I couldn't manage dessert. It is a sign of things to come.

Console yourself by communicating with the teacher in Maine who was put on 21-day paid leave because she visited Dallas and was a mere 9.5 MILES from the hospital where Ebola Patients were treated.
 
I might need to purchase a couple of those suits, Sue. Will they contain noxious odors? My hubby and I are going to Rome in March for our 30th anniversary. I want to be safe:poop:
 

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