Haribo SF Gummi Bears 5lb bag on Amazon

[Munchkin]

Posting this in R&R because it could offend some people. But it's more funny than offensive. Seriously, I laughed till I was snorting and almost peed myself. You have to read the reviews. Just do it

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-...-1&keywords=haribo+5+lb+sugarless+gummy+bears

Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag
by Haribo
400 customer reviews

| 57 answered questions
Price:$24.52 ($0.31 / oz)

In Stock.
Ships from and sold by British Girl Candy.

• One 5-pound bag containing approximately 1080 pieces
• Fat-free and sugar-free; sweetened with Lycasin
• Five real fruit flavors
• Jewel-like sparkling clear colors
• An international favorite
• This product is a sugarless/sugarfree item with ingredients that can cause intestinal distress if eaten in excess

 

[Elizabeth N.]

GAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe I should use these for my colonoscopy prep.....

 

[cajungirl]

Hilarious! I may have to make the Holiday Popcorn of Death for a few at work next year.

 

[DianaCox]

I saw the title of this post and rushed to ask you WTF you were doing - trying to kill people? This is a bag-o-laxative!! So I was relieved to see the actual post.

 

[Munchkin]

I saw the title of this post and rushed to ask you WTF you were doing - trying to kill people? This is a bag-o-laxative!! So I was relieved to see the actual post.

You gotta read the reviews. Check out the corporate guy in the small plane. I am seriously considering ordering these to enhance my weightloss efforts/malabsorbtion. Imagine this, you have the huge carb laden pig out meat and follow it up with a mere 5 gummy bears. Voila, no absorbtion at all!

 

[Munchkin]

Hilarious! I may have to make the Holiday Popcorn of Death for a few at work next year.

I almost died when I read that one! And I can think of several uses for that popcorn too!

 

[Munchkin]

GAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe I should use these for my colonoscopy prep.....

It would probably be more pleasant than the alternatives!

 

[Sheanie]

I'm bookmarking this for the next time I forget my prunes with my calcium. This looks like it could un-brick even the most stubborn chimney blockage.

I also am ordering a 5# bag to send to Teflon Mary.

 

[Elizabeth N.]

It would probably be more pleasant than the alternatives!

When I had my pre-DS colonscopy, I couldn't get a proper cleanout. I think I'm going to prime the pump with some of these, for real, for the big five-oh scope next month.

 

[JackieOnLine]

who is Teflon Mary and what did she ever do to you?

 

[DianaCox]

When I had my pre-DS colonscopy, I couldn't get a proper cleanout. I think I'm going to prime the pump with some of these, for real, for the big five-oh scope next month.

Remember - just don't eat the RED ones.

 

[southernlady]

While that might clean me out...I would be OH so miserable in the process.

 

[cajungirl]

We have had so many laughs reading those reviews. My coworkers and I even forwarded it to others we giggled so much reading them.

 

[JackieOnLine]

reviews on amazon have become another art form. did someone here post about the link to this one? was that facebook? can't remember where I saw it

how to avoid huge ships

 

[kirmy]

You may recall i had to emergency shit in a bush while on a boating trip due to half a dozen Percy Pigs....this....this would be like stepping onto an IED