Spiky Bugger
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@bearmom , I have, in fact, tore a complete stranger a new hole to poop out of for a similar offense. A woman once dared to touch my son in a store. He was looking at gum, and she took it from him and "steered" him towards me, whilst chastizing him. I went off like an effing rocket. Do NOT touch my child, you sanctimonious church lady wanna be.
I started tanning today. Got out of the bed, it's a Wolf, exactly like the one I considered buying 2 years ago but didn't. This town is tiny, and the salon has two really nice beds. Super clean, too. No music, though.
A hundred years ago, my mom hit the public health nurse with her purse.
See...neighbors' dog bit my sister then ran into a street and got killed by a speeding car. They BURIED the dog and wouldn't say where. My sister had to undergo the old, ten-days-of-injections in the abdomen rabies series. She was four. On Saturday and Sunday, my mom had to take her to the Health Department, to the weekend nurse. On Saturday, as soon as my sister saw the needle, she started crying and squirming. Once again...she was FOUR. Nurse grabbed her, shook her and then raised her arm to STRIKE my sister when she found her head on the receiving end of my mother's angry purse.
Apparently she called in sick for Sunday, because there was a different nurse.
When MiniSue was in second grade, at a QUAKER (non-violent, for fuck sake) school, she had four fingernail scratches on her arm where the teacher had tried to restrain her. I had MiniSue wait outside while I explained to the sweet young teacher that if my child even hinted that the teacher ever again TOUCHED her, that she and I would be having a prayer meeting across the hood of her cute little Mazda Miata. Then, angry cowboy style, I raised my right leg and kicked the door open and exited. I think maybe the teacher didn't like that because she ran out of the room, crying, got in her little car and not-quite-non-violently SPED off the school grounds where children were playing. So...when the new teacher started...