I looked it up. The average person farts 14 times a day. I fart 14 times before lunch. Then it gets bad. As the day wears on the farting becomes more frequent and more toxic. By evening, I frequently fart every 5 minutes. I let a really good, deep satisfying one go and think to myself, "That was it. I should be clear for a while now." Nope. It's a never ending methane well. I presume the smell gets worse as the day goes on because my colon is slowly filling with poop. Unfortunately, night time is the worst time, especially as I sleep. Thank God my GF loves me no matter what. But if I ever lost her, I have no idea how I would break in someone new. Attraction is animal-like and I'm not sure how I would handle a woman in my bed who, however cool, smelled like shit. Questions: 1. What are the best DS low-fart foods? The worst? 2. Any tips on how to handle the nightime thing? 3. Any other sage advice on this subject? I knew going into the the DS the farts could be potent, but I didn't realize the sheer volume of farts could be an issue, too. I have to live my day with a whole new anxiety and consciousness I didn't have before. The vitamins are no big deal. For me, the farts are by far the worst part of the DS. Sounds funny, but it's pretty stressful sometimes.