When the **** goes down you'd better be ready.

[southernlady]

She pulls it on, zips it up and flips up the hood.

Disaster. She turned into a poopsicle as the diarrhea froze on her hair and skin. She was in such a hurry that she had pooped into her own hood. No way to recover from that one.

OMG....

 

[Whit]

The Curry would do me in. Blazed Esophageal erosion. But I do not have issues with Gluten. Steve does after I eat it and pass gas so vile a mask is recommended....but not me

 

[DianaCox]

All I got is my pooping emergency in the RV on Sunday while we were on the road - and hoping that we didn't get in an accident while I was on the (full of diarrhea) pot. But that was a mission successfully accomplished.

 

[bearmom]

Every bit of that breakfast was a potential time bomb. Although I feel bad for you, I laughed so hard reading that it would be difficult to tell. Just be glad Myrtle didn't roll in it.

The best **** must be rolled in to be fully appreciated and relished, and there is a story that I should relay about
bear and a rotting corpse, that I can't even type out without feeling the need to barf.

 

[Spiky Bugger]

Every bit of that breakfast was a potential time bomb. Although I feel bad for you, I laughed so hard reading that it would be difficult to tell. Just be glad Myrtle didn't roll in it.

The best **** must be rolled in to be fully appreciated and relished, and there is a story that I should relay about
bear and a rotting corpse, that I can't even type out without feeling the need to barf.

I'm now officially finished with this thread.

 

[Munchkin]

These are awesome stories! You guys should collaborate on a Netflix series, each one a different poo emergency. I can see people bingewatching it. I would!

Don't click on this link till you are prepared to laugh until you cry! https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-G...mmary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=helpful

 

[Susan in Tennessee]

These are awesome stories! You guys should collaborate on a Netflix series, each one a different poo emergency. I can see people bingewatching it. I would!

Yes, similar to "my crazy ex" or "I loved you but I lied" and "my trip to the ER". Lol. I have watched them all!

 

[Munchkin]

These are awesome stories! You guys should collaborate on a Netflix series, each one a different poo emergency. I can see people bingewatching it. I would!

Call it POOP and CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!