kirmy
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I'm very greedy and have my special morning routines...bear with me this is going somewhere.
Anyhoo I've been having what I assume is ulcer issues in my belly (medical term) which have made taking my morning screed of vitamins a bit of a touch and go situation. Yesterday I had an excellent but large breakfast. It consisted of scrambled eggs, mushrooms, bacon bacon bacon and a sausage. Get thee protein into thy belly. Satisfied I lumbered back into he sick bay and moseyed over to my pill container and downed my morning vites.
La la la type type, facebook, more emailing then the salivation started. *******...quickly down a hot coffee...if any of those *******s are stuck I'll melt the little fuckers. NOPE...power walk to the bathroom with hypersalivation announcing the last train to spewsville. Juuuust make it........
Over I bend and a rocket launcher of vomit sends my lovely breakfast down the pan along with 1 ft of my overall height. I wipe my mouth, brush m teeth and think "well now where am I going to get aother breakfast FFS"! Not once did I think how terrible it was that I had vomited nooo I was too preoccupied with the fact tht perfectly good protein had just been wasted. Priorities.
So inconclusion juriors...vomiting is ********. I had to eat twice as much at lunch which made my nose run and cause bogey staligmites to appear. I never did take the offending vites again for fear of a reoccurance and now I'm also taking two PPI's a day. Today I have had my vites without incident but I'm not trusting the *******s. They are out to ruin my day.
**** you banana gut. You're shitting on my mardigras.
Anyhoo I've been having what I assume is ulcer issues in my belly (medical term) which have made taking my morning screed of vitamins a bit of a touch and go situation. Yesterday I had an excellent but large breakfast. It consisted of scrambled eggs, mushrooms, bacon bacon bacon and a sausage. Get thee protein into thy belly. Satisfied I lumbered back into he sick bay and moseyed over to my pill container and downed my morning vites.
La la la type type, facebook, more emailing then the salivation started. *******...quickly down a hot coffee...if any of those *******s are stuck I'll melt the little fuckers. NOPE...power walk to the bathroom with hypersalivation announcing the last train to spewsville. Juuuust make it........
Over I bend and a rocket launcher of vomit sends my lovely breakfast down the pan along with 1 ft of my overall height. I wipe my mouth, brush m teeth and think "well now where am I going to get aother breakfast FFS"! Not once did I think how terrible it was that I had vomited nooo I was too preoccupied with the fact tht perfectly good protein had just been wasted. Priorities.
So inconclusion juriors...vomiting is ********. I had to eat twice as much at lunch which made my nose run and cause bogey staligmites to appear. I never did take the offending vites again for fear of a reoccurance and now I'm also taking two PPI's a day. Today I have had my vites without incident but I'm not trusting the *******s. They are out to ruin my day.
**** you banana gut. You're shitting on my mardigras.
Sucks. I hate the saliva flow warning system ugh. Hope your vits stay down. Also, your banana gut needs an arse whipping!
This was my whole first 7 months, morning and evening. It's not fun. I found it helpful to take my vitamins over the course if a couple of hours. Dr K wanted me to taper off the PPI so I did. But I have to take a big swig of antacid almost daily to help calm the acid and coat my banana. It does help. Missing a dose or two of vits will NOT impact you significantly.
