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Spiky Bugger

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We went to the dentist for our every-three-month cleanings. (It makes us happy to go that often.). We signed in, sat down, and some disheveled looking woman, aka DLW, came in, signed in and sat down.

In a few minutes, I was called to the desk to the electronic sign in thing. I’m signing and DLW jumps out of her chair, rushes to the counter, checks the sign in thing, somehow misses that MrSue and I had signed in before she did, and begins to complain that she was there before I was and how could we BOTH have 12:00 appointments? The sweet young thing working there was TRYING to tell her that they had several dentists and her appointment time would be honored.

Well, she wasn’t taking THAT, at least not for long. Because when I was done, they called MrSue to do electronic signatures. And DLW started in again.

At that point the office manager (and we get along well) puts her call on hold, tells the sweet young thing at the desk to take that call and the office manager started dealing with DLW. As she did, I went to her desk, grabbed a Post It Note and on it I wrote, “Do you want me to tell this woman that we now have meds for whatever the hell is wrong with her? Or should I just take her outside and slap her around?” And I placed the note face down next to where the office manager was sitting.

While DLW was carrying on, office manager glanced at the note. And then she just kept smiling at DLW. (I think they then moved her to an empty room, stuck a drool bib on her and left her to her own devices, but I’m not sure.). Office manager returned from depositing DLW, walked silently to where I was sitting, hugged me and walked away.

Later, DLW left, smiling and waving and saying, “Have a nice year!” They reminded her she had a follow-up appointment next week. She thanked them and repeated, “Have a nice year.” And left.

That was some of MY Friday.
 
"DLW" - I know I should be able to figure this out - Dumb Leash-needing Woman? :rolleyes:

OH, Disheveled Looking Woman!! :D oh, boy, do I need to get back on a sleep schedule.

I love it you can and do get your teeth cleaned every three months. my last cleaning it had been over two years and that wasn't as pleasant as it could have been. :confused: but now I got me an electric toothbrush and plan to do better.

I'm sure the office manager enjoyed your note and hope she shared it with sweet young thing, too.
 
"DLW" - I know I should be able to figure this out - Dumb Leash-needing Woman? :rolleyes:

OH, Disheveled Looking Woman!! :D oh, boy, do I need to get back on a sleep schedule.

I love it you can and do get your teeth cleaned every three months. my last cleaning it had been over two years and that wasn't as pleasant as it could have been. :confused: but now I got me an electric toothbrush and plan to do better.

I'm sure the office manager enjoyed your note and hope she shared it with sweet young thing, too.

My hip hurts. Why are YOU awake.?
 
sorry about your pain.

I just moved to Colorado - landed in The Springs yesterday after a stressful drive through the mountains and - especially scary - Denver traffic. in fact, it was horrible all the way past Castle Rock.

I have "sprung ahead" another hour due to the time change is the main reason. plus at 4:30 when my body wanted to sleep more, my mind remembered the phone alarm to remind me to take pills might wake up my new roommate. lots of adjustments to make! but at least I'm out of Nevada!
 
do you? I know a Ryn-er (?) in Castle Rock from back on OH - do you remember Sin Kim? She had other names, too, but I forget what they were. I've met her in person more than once and she is very fun.
and another friend of mine from Scottsbluff, NE that I lost track of when she moved to PA is now living less than an hour from here. It's like a sign from The Great Goddess that I'm supposed to be here!

I hope!
 
How funny about DLW!

Our dentist is a solo practitioner with 2 hygienist who rotate days with only a day or so of overlap. Small office but he’s doing well enough.

Jackie, I’m glad you got moved. Now get settled in.
 
One thing that struck us in places like The Springs...but also in Minnesota...is that when summer hits...they are ALL outside doing healthy stuff. So shop for a bicycle now..
 
I don't think I can shop for anything major - I do need groceries today but I hesitate to get anything permanent as I just spent weeks in serious "get rid of it" mode!
at least not until I am mostly unpacked and organized.

and the altitude is getting to me. it's about 1400 to 1600 difference between where I was living and this neighborhood. I only noticed this morning I went for a walk and got tired quick and a bit short of breath when I was striding up the most gentle incline. :oops:

also half a glass of wine gave me a headache. :confused:
 
and the altitude is getting to me. it's about 1400 to 1600 difference between where I was living and this neighborhood. I only noticed this morning I went for a walk and got tired quick and a bit short of breath when I was striding up the most gentle incline. :oops:

also half a glass of wine gave me a headache. :confused:
Sorry about the headache. It takes a bit of time to adjust to the altitude. For now, keep your walks short.
 
I don't think I can shop for anything major - I do need groceries today but I hesitate to get anything permanent as I just spent weeks in serious "get rid of it" mode!
at least not until I am mostly unpacked and organized.

and the altitude is getting to me. it's about 1400 to 1600 difference between where I was living and this neighborhood. I only noticed this morning I went for a walk and got tired quick and a bit short of breath when I was striding up the most gentle incline. :oops:

also half a glass of wine gave me a headache. :confused:


You may recall, I had to leave Yellowstone via ambulance, +/- 3-hour ride to the nearest hospital appropriate to a cardiac event...which was what I looked like. But it was just altitude.
 
JackieOnLine I do not miss I-25. It is crazy and much of it connects the big city of Fort Denver Springs. (For those unfamiliar with CO. Ft. Collins, Denver, and Colorado Springs are all on I-25 and is damn near one big ass metropolitan area.) We are planning to go out there next month for Grandson's graduation. We will do our best to avoid I-25.

Spiky Bugger Only a leash? Sounds like she needs a muzzle as well.
 

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