Are they ALL part duck?

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Spiky Bugger

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Husbands.

Do they ALL splash water everywhere?

We have construction going on. The sink inside the master bath is mostly "his," because it's easier to contain the chaos in one area. But we have had construction going on, so for a few days, he has had to shave at "my" sink in the dressing area that is located between the master bedroom and master bath. How the hell did he get water streaks WAY up there on that mirror? There would not have been steam...too far from the shower. Yet there they were, dried up former water drips sliding down the mirror that I use to get dressed.

Years ago...maybe 40-45 years ago, my mother was bitching while cleaning the bathroom at her house. I asked what her problem was and she said that the only possible excuse for the mess she was cleaning was that her husband had to be part duck. And he just filled up a sink or something and splashed around for the hell of it.

And now, I have discovered that I, too, have married a duck.

Anyone else?
 
My husband is neater than me. We don't share bathrooms. But he takes the dishes out of the dishwasher (that I loaded) and rinses them off again.

Our daughter's dog has the hilarious capability to SQUIRT water two feet from ONLY the right side of her mouth while drinking water. To save our floor, we put water in a bucket and only fill it half way.

No ducks here.
 

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