Spiky Bugger
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I think that to entertain myself in spite of...or with...the never-ending solicitation calls that come in on my landline, I need to develop a new response every week. I started today...
First, there's the telltale VOIP noises, then they excitedly greet me by name. So...
Yes?
I'm Mary Smith with Phony Contractors Inc and we're calling...
Oh my gawd! You called back! I was wondering if you would call back.
(Mary sounded confused.) Well, yes! We are calling because we do all kinds of remodeling work...
I know! But how many new bedrooms should I add? When you called before, I wanted to make some decisions before your people came out here. Like...should I paint all the new rooms the same color?
And so on.
Next week, I may recruit them to sell Jafra cosmetics.
Whaddaya think?
First, there's the telltale VOIP noises, then they excitedly greet me by name. So...
Yes?
I'm Mary Smith with Phony Contractors Inc and we're calling...
Oh my gawd! You called back! I was wondering if you would call back.
(Mary sounded confused.) Well, yes! We are calling because we do all kinds of remodeling work...
I know! But how many new bedrooms should I add? When you called before, I wanted to make some decisions before your people came out here. Like...should I paint all the new rooms the same color?
And so on.
Next week, I may recruit them to sell Jafra cosmetics.
Whaddaya think?