Your attention please!

[Spiky Bugger]

Every date this week is a numeric palindrome.

Carry on.

 

[DianaCox]

http://www.palindromelist.net/
Dammit, I'm mad.
Desserts, I stressed!
Doc - note I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

 

[JackieOnLine]

love the "fast" one - cod for everyone!

 

[k9ophile]

wow

 

[Terri]

racecar

 

[Bagaof4]

Emu fume
(Side effects of bird DSer's carb binge)

 

[Sheanie]

Don't know any palindrome thingeys, but I DO know quite a few filthy, bawdy limericks, best sung around a drunken campfire. Most involve ejaculate, car sex, and copious insults of another's mother.

 

[DianaCox]

Don't know any palindrome thingeys, but I DO know quite a few filthy, bawdy limericks, best sung around a drunken campfire. Most involve ejaculate, car sex, and copious insults of another's mother.

Permission to share granted.

 

[Sheanie]

Was it you who did the pushing
left the stains upon the cushion
footprints on the dashboard upside-down
Was it you, you slimy pecker
who got into my daughter Rebecker
if it was you, you'd best be leaving town

Yes, twas I who did the pushin
left the stains upon the cushion
footprints on the dashboard upside-down
But, since I've got into your daughter
I've had trouble passing water
so, I guess that makes us even all around!!

 

[DianaCox]

LOLOLOL - but wait?! Where are all the smilies???

 

[Spiky Bugger]

Was it you who did the pushing
left the stains upon the cushion
footprints on the dashboard upside-down
Was it you, you slimy pecker
who got into my daughter Rebecker
if it was you, you'd best be leaving town

Yes, twas I who did the pushin
left the stains upon the cushion
footprints on the dashboard upside-down
But, since I've got into your daughter
I've had trouble passing water
so, I guess that makes us even all around!!

Chorus...assuming we're singing the same tune...
Last night, I stayed up late,
To masturbate!
Last night, I stayed up late,
To beat my meat...I used my feet.

Smash it! Bash it! Beat it on the floor.
Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door.
I have friends who seem to think a **** is simply grand,
But for all around enjoyment I prefer it in the hand.