Present perestroika begins!

[kirmy]

So.... There was a package. It was waiting for collection at the post office.

I have a snot nose egg white separator (I.e egg whites come out of the nose of a novelty cup like a massive stringer). David also received a hangman light pull and a rotating eye ball clock.

Now it's my move....and I don't have your fecking address.......

Bugger!

 

[JackieOnLine]

foiled? I doubt it!

 

[kirmy]

Someone tell me the address in Tuvalu?

 

[Spiky Bugger]

I refuse to tell you.

Does the egg white separator work, or just entertain? And have you learned how to read the clock?

 

[DianaCox]

I can, I think, but she knows where I live, and if I told you, I think I might get something worse than a disgusting egg separator.

 

[Spiky Bugger]

I can, I think, but she knows where I live, and if I told you, I think I might get something worse than a disgusting egg separator.

Much worse...and it will probably move in with you.

 

[DianaCox]

I'm sorry Kirmy - she scares me more than you do at the moment.

 

[Spiky Bugger]

I think it's a great housewarming gift.

 

[JackieOnLine]

hoo! that's great, unless you are snot-phobic

 

[brooklyngirl]

I think it's a great housewarming gift.

Oh god! I'm snot phobic! Too many years around snotty little kids has only made it worse instead of better! That thing is horrible!!!

 

[southernlady]

Oh god! I'm snot phobic! Too many years around snotty little kids has only made it worse instead of better! That thing is horrible!!!

I agree, LOL...and I don't have the excuse of snotty nosed kids!

 

[Spiky Bugger]

But...but...

 

[brooklyngirl]

{gagging} lol

 

[Terri]

I think it's a great housewarming gift.

This is funny, gross, but funny!

 

[kirmy]

It is truly vile. I plan on using it around people I don't like.