Mistakes I've made

[southernlady]

Oh EN, I am dying here, I'm laughing so hard. That had to be absolutely mortifying!

 

[SHales]

I married my first husband twice.
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

I also married my husband twice.

 

[Whit]

Gretna Green makes me think of Jane Austen immediately. I wonder if it worked out for Lydia Bennett?

 

[DianaCox]

I also married my husband twice.

Second marriage to the same man takes a special kind of hope.

 

[Lilyofthevalley]

I think marriage in general takes a special kind of hope...

 

[SHales]

I think marriage in general takes a special kind of hope...

Yep, and I am out of that kind of hope. Whew!

 

[Cello]

Oh c'mon Kirmy... there's only so much bandwidth on the Web.... I waited six years too long to get serious about having a revision. That, so far, has proven to be a doozy of a mistake.

 

[vivimolly]

Thanks. My other son in to the right of the idiot. We also have a daughter, who is in the last row second from left. They have all turned out great! I couldn't be prouder of them so I guess there was a reason I was with the loser.

As my attorney said of my ex while my divorce was in process, "Well, at least he was a good sperm donor!"