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Here’s something that can make a 74-year-old groan and then laugh:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Ms. Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
”We are very informal here. Call me Patty.”
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(You're gonna love this.)
(Wait for it.)
Ta-Duhhhh...
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Ms. Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
”We are very informal here. Call me Patty.”
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(You're gonna love this.)
(Wait for it.)
Ta-Duhhhh...
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)
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Thanks and Happy Birthday!
Spiky Bugger
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Happy B’day to you, too, Munchkin.
Happy Birthday to you both!!
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Happy belated to two of my favorite people. May your next trip around the sun be filled with joy!
Susan in Tennessee
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I hope you both had good, no, GREAT days on your anniversary of the day the world was gifted by your births!
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Thank you.
