Christians needing adult supervision...

[Spiky Bugger]

A local church is out trying to recruit new lambs to the fold. To that end, they created and delivered swag bags. Each bag contains:

A flyer
A business card
Two candy canes
A ballpoint pen

and

















Wait for it...









Ready?





A roll of toilet paper with a sticker that says, "WE GOT YOUR BACK(side.)"



Yup. We stopped what we were doing and ran down there to sign up.

 

[brooklyngirl]

Stop it. Stop it right now.

 

[newanatomy]

That is fantastic!

 

[DianaCox]

I hope there were instructions with the candy canes (and pen?):
http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986

Which brings up this one:
http://i.imgur.com/kPTzHzJ.jpg

Read the comment on the reddit ... for example:
"You've got a friend in me"

And then there's this: http://www.forteantimes.com/strangedays/medicalbag/3325/whats_up_cock.html

 

[Spiky Bugger]

You gonna share what you googled to GET these results?

 

[JackieOnLine]

 

[JackieOnLine]

what would Jesus wipe with...

 

[Spiky Bugger]

what would Jesus wipe with...

Apparently, Georgia Pacific's Marathon brand 2-ply...lol

 

[duh_Mom]

oh honey, don't get me started on foreign bodies in the human body orifices. 20 years of ER, ICU, and nursing home nursing gives you lots of stories, lets see, hairspray bottles and ping pong balls, metal TV antennae, orange crush bottles.... I'll stop so as not to gross you all out.. but believe me there is nothing sacred in the hospital - that orange crush bottle X-ray made the rounds. Totally impressive.

 

[DianaCox]

I had just seen the Buzz Lightyear one on FB in the last couple of weeks so I searched "Images" and "Xray rectum candy cane" and then followed a few links. If you want to go find some more things to gross you out.

 

[Sheanie]

OMG. I just had a flashback to a South Park episode. There was a song about hamsters.......