My BRAIN doesn't feel like I am as old as the years say I am...in my head, I still feel like I am in my 20's. My body tho has other ideas.Aging is weird.
OMG, I'm rich! Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeth, Crystals in the kidney, Sugar in the blood, Lead in the butt, Iron in the arteries, and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas! I never thought I would accumulate such wealth!