Three things:

[Spiky Bugger]

1–we can all go visit DianaCox because a church near her has a special ionization device that protects us from coronavirus. We can just sit there until it’s over. Adding to that miracle, it was members of that congregation that developed the device. Now all they have to do is learn how to pronounce “ionization.”

ETA: because this church is not accepting of LGBTQ-folks, nobody should tell Pastor Tommy, on the left, that he sets off my GAYDAR.

Admin note: video has been removed by uploader. So I am deleting the link. If it becomes available again, it can be shared again.

2–I need to have my sister (and her husband) put to sleep. (He’s the family internet guru.) I was trying to help her get her coronavirus test results. First problem…they used ONE email address. (The EMT that attended to them is probably the internet guru In HIS family, too.) So, ONE email address for two separate medical tests for two different people AND…you ready?…SECOND problem…they each used their actual email password instead of creating a password for that site. I have to wonder, because I haven’t asked yet, how many times they have done that.

3–my coronavirus test is back. I tested NEGATIVE. We can now all exhale.

 

[southernlady]

3–my coronavirus test is back. I tested NEGATIVE. We can now all exhale.

Fantastic news

 

[MsVee]

Great news. I don’t know what we do without you! I for one am very relieved. Even when I am in lurk mode I enjoy your snarky repartee.

 

[Larra]

Mazel tov!
Somehow, I don't think I would feel very welcome at that church, what with being Jewish and all. Such a shame! I will just have to stay home longer.

 

[Munchkin]

Well... the video was taken down and I didn't get to see it.

Congratulations on the negative test!

 

[hilary1617]

Wonderful that the results were negative!!!! Stay well and safe!

 

[Larra]

Say, our fearless leader who shall remain nameless is appearing at a church in AZ today on his self-congratulatory tour of states with worsening rates of infection. You don't suppose it's the same church, do you?

 

[Spiky Bugger]

Say, our fearless leader who shall remain nameless is appearing at a church in AZ today on his self-congratulatory tour of states with worsening rates of infection. You don't suppose it's the same church, do you?

It IS that church.

 

[Spiky Bugger]

southernlady Liz the original was removed, but the ”Phoenix New Times” posted an excerpt.

I dunno if that’s legal or not, but if it IS, here’s THAT link:

 

[JackieOnLine]

my coronavirus test is back. I tested NEGATIVE. We can now all exhale.

whoHOO!

 

[Spiky Bugger]

Mazel tov!
Somehow, I don't think I would feel very welcome at that church, what with being Jewish and all. Such a shame! I will just have to stay home longer.

No Jews...unless they are ready to convert or, as per Trump’s wishes, are involved with counting his money.

In a 1991 book, John O'Donnell, the former president of the Trump Plaza Hotel & Casino, said Trump had told him: "Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day." He later called O'Donnell a "loser" in an interview with Playboy, but allowed that, "The stuff O'Donnell wrote about me is probably true."


Who‘s gonna tell him about these guys?

 

[southernlady]

southernlady Liz the original was removed, but the ”Phoenix New Times” posted an excerpt.

I dunno if that’s legal or not, but if it IS, here’s THAT link:

Posting it again is fine. I just removed the previous link as it was not a good one anymore.

 

[JackieOnLine]

I need to have my sister (and her husband) put to sleep

 

[Spiky Bugger]

Not really...they are nice people. It’s just that once she finds a way to do something, she’ll never change. So, she does the same things the same ways every time. Same nail shop, same techs until THEY move on, same haircut, same style, same hairdresser, etc. Back in the day of once-a-week hairstyling, she did Thursdays, so she’d be cute…and she was VERY cute… on Friday and Saturday...football games, dances, dates. Thanksgiving is on Thursdays, you know. We'd still be at the table with relatives and turkey and she’d excuse herself because it was time to wash her hair! It WAS Thursday evening, you know. And she declares all other options too hard, or too complicated, or too confusing...WITHOUT TRYING.

Today they decided they needed an additional email address. So they ...CALLED...AOL. On the phone. Do they even set up email addresses via phone calls? And the last thing I read said AOL is better since Verizon bought it, but the gmail (which I have but don’t use) is better. So I should set it up.

I hope they get the set up they need. But they still don’t have their coronavirus test results.

(Doing guilt. It’s okay to be frustrated w/people we love, right?)

 

[JackieOnLine]

It’s okay to be frustrated w/people we love, right?

I think it might be mandatory!