Better out than in - permission to fart, officially granted

DianaCox

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Print out and take with you as handouts for your seatmates on your next trip.

www.nbcnews.com/travel/travelkit/let-your-flatulence-fly-scientists-urge-passengers-1C8431651

Let your flatulence fly, scientists urge passengers

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Flying increases flatulence, according to an article published Friday in the peer-reviewed New Zealand Medical Journal, and passengers should release the gas -- or risk painful medical consequences.

Lead author Dr. Jacob Rosenberg, professor of surgery at the University of Copenhagen, said he always wondered why he had more flatulence flying than when on the ground. Then, after a recent trip, he opened his bag and noticed a water bottle "almost smashed by the change in ambient pressure," said Rosenberg. "And then I thought of the mechanisms of increased bowel air volume when flying."

It's simple. When altitude increases, pressure decreases. According to the thermodynamic principal known as the "ideal gas law," as pressure drops, volume increases. While cabins are pressurized to compensate, the mechanisms can only do so much. When the plane is at a cruising altitude of 33,000 feet, inside it's still the equivalent of 8,000 feet above sea level. That's a lot of physics bearing down on your intestines.

There's a clear medical rationale for releasing the gas. Holding back flatulence can lead to "discomfort and even pain, bloating, dyspepsia and pyrosis," according to the article, titled "Flatulence on Airplanes: Just Let it Go," which surveyed previously published research and studies. It also notes that holding back flatulence has been suggested as a major risk factor for diverticular disease, a condition where pouches develop in the wall of the colon.
 
Oh God, flying always makes me so freaking, painfully gassy - even when I avoid fartogenic foods for days before my trip. No wonder.
 
Yeh I woke up in a fug of my own mustard gas in buisness class with a choking Saudi woman next to me wondering what seventh ring of hell she'd been plunged into. I had been asleep for 6hrs so likely farted continuously due to rice I was fed as part of my "gluten free" Emirates meal. I scampered off to the bathroom and sprayed a metric fuck tonne of Chanel Number 5 on myself then scowled at the sleeping man in front and tutted. The dirty article. Pretty sure Saudi lady was on to me.
 

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